Apps

Need new ways to mess around?
A novel way to waste a pound?
Keen to make a farting sound?
There’s probably an app for that

Do you forget to do your bins?
Or set the DVD for Skins?
Up the duff? Expecting twins?
There’s probably an app for that

Bad with faces? Crap at sex?
Like Shakespeare plays in tiny text?
Has father lost his [...]